pubLICk speaKING and jaCk(ass) FRuIt aVIyal rEcIpE

Some points for someone.

  • Very crucial note for a public speaker is to watch their watch. It is to avoid yawning, burp and flatus sound from audience.
  • Intention of public speaking is to show our capabilities and ace (not ass).
  • Lending the words, quotes, great quotes from writers, philosophers, scientists, doctors, modernists, post-modernists, lyric writers, blog writers, eaters, haters, etc.
  • While in speech, let your mobile ring to show that you are always in busy.
  • Be in high and low modulations. (e.g. HERE in THIS moment WE are…)
  • Freak out someone in the crowd by staring at them while in speech.
  • Spread some jokes picking from the magazines like ‘Mad’.
  • Do some dance movements in order to show that your are so modest.
  • Raise your eyebrows to make the audience to do the same.
  • Don’t allow the audience to think what is your speech about.
  • Have some emotional background music in the time of speech. (Dig: Yann Tiersen, Nikolai Kapustin, Wayne Shorter or Jascha Heifetz)
  • Don’t laugh when you tell jokes.  It’s highly disgraceful if you are not getting any positive reaction from the audience.

Try this and tell me how it works.

And don’t ask me! Speaking is peaking.

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Jack Fruit Aviyal

Ingredients:-

  • Young green jack fruit – 1 cup
  • Turmeric powder – a pinch
  • Red chilli powder – 1/2 tsp
  • Grated Coconut – 1/2 cup
  • Jeera – 1/2 tsp
  • Garlic – 1 clove
  • Tamarind paste – 1/2 tsp
  • Curry leaves – a few
  • Salt – to taste
  • Oil – 1 tsp

Preparation –

  • Cut each jack fruit bulbs into thin stripes and cook it adding little water,turmeric and salt.
  • Grind together coconut, chilly powder, jeera ,garlic and half of curry leaves using less water.
  • When the jackfruit pieces are cooked well,stir the ground ingredients and tamarind paste into it.
  • Simmer for 5 minutes stirring occasionally. Garnish with coconut oil and add the rest half of curry leaves into it.
  • Close the lid and let the aroma spread into the curry.

PS: Cut the jack fruit seeds into thin stripes and fry it with spicy items. A Good snacks.

PPS: But I can’t take responsibility for the sound ‘Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr’ from you.

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One Response to pubLICk speaKING and jaCk(ass) FRuIt aVIyal rEcIpE

  1. curl says:

    i look 4 princes
    i am an insecure frog 🙂

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